Lou Reed

Lou Reed definitely broke new ground in the art of using the mouth of human beings as a toilet. 

Hippo Moms

I hear about Tiger Moms, and Dolphin Moms, but what about Hippo Moms?  The ones you see at WalMart. Usually they're surrounded by several dirty children, parasitically attached to the shopping cart, eating from already opened food containers. What about those Moms?

Getting Attention

If a policeman signals you to pull over, you should always wait until you're in a safe location to do so. But you also want to signal the policeman that you're aware of him. But with the distraction of the lights and siren, and all the other commotion on the road today, it's hard to know if your signal has been received. I have found that the easiest way to acknowledge the police presence behind you is by firing a gun out the window of your car. This never fails to attract the attention of the policeman behind you.

Candidates

Ladies and Gentlemen: In the not-too-distant future all candidates for public office will be required to run down the street naked with a detour through an X-ray machine and a functional MRI. They will need to have their Social Security Number and their bank accounts tattooed on their asses. We will force everyone to dispense with every shred of privacy and humiliate themselves completely. By doing this, we will ensure that no one who we would actually like to have in office would ever be stupid enough to run.

Islam..................

Well it seems are peaceful friends in the Islamic world have done it again! Yes folks, they got pissed about some movie some guy made about Muhammed, and to speak their disagreement, murdered 4 Americans in cold blood.

These people never heard of this movie, but that's ok. Cuz Islam is such a peaceful faith! BULLSHIT!

It's time we say who Americas real enemies are today. The Islamic world. Get ready kids, it's about to get bumpy!

(more to follow)

GO BLUE!

I just watched the Michigan-Air Force game. Kind of a nail biter. Took me back to my days in Walled Lake.

Every Saturday during College Football season, we would watch the WOLVERINES on TV if possible.

My family would always get KFC and watch the game.

The crisp autumn air................

The smell of leaves burning.............

Was nothing like it!

I miss those days.

Auto Rescue - Who is to Blame?

Why doesn't anyone mention that in 2008, George Bush gave a loan to the auto companies which allowed them to limp along until their organized bankruptcies? Everyone wants to give all the praise to Obama. But Bush even went ahead and did it when Congress voted against it. If Bush hadn't done that, there would have been nothing to save. But I guess he only gets blame, not credit.